Sit down in your numbered chairs
Twigs on the left, blimps over there
Don't be alarmed when the locks snap shut
(The fat and the thin)

The fat and the thin
Trading positions
The fat and the thin
Taking it all in

Some of you people refuse to eat
And some of you eat too goddamn much
We'll settle the score right now right here
Half get surgery the rest get lunch

The fat and the thin
Involuntary surgical binge
The fat and the thin
Situation win-win

No anesthetic for the scalpel moves
Making way for the suction tube
Which connects its way across the room
Squirting in the mouths of the scrawny group

Hydraulic pressure is in this design
For a shlupping sound that's most divine
Sadistic nurses standing in a straight line
Supervising all of this hellish grime

It's cutting time
Suction time
Pumping time
Feeding time

The fat and the thin
Trading positions
The fat and the thin
Taking it all in

The fat and the thin
Does this make you want to cringe?
The fat and the thin
Let the party begin

We want you to be comfortable
We want you to have fun
We want all the best for you
Can't you tell how much we care?

Thank you all for playing this game
A chance to capitulate your shame
Hope that you'll come back again
To play it in reverse

Fat!!! Fat!!!
Thin!!! Thin!!!
Fat!!! Fat!!!
Thin!!! Thin!!!